So, I'm updating again before anyone saw my most recent post...so I'm combining them. 
Have you ever bought a boy? I haven't, but I bid on one tonight. Dryer 2 was having their annual Bachelor Auction for an orphanage in Africa. I went with a group of girls from my floor and one of them had been saving to buy a friend of hers. I bid at $150 to help her get the price up...and it was quite the gasp-inducer! Anywho, I wouldn't have paid for any of them since I didn't know them. One girl (and two of her friends) actually paid $350 for one of the guys...it better be a good date, that's all I've got to say! 
Today before New Testament Survey, I was sitting next to Jesse and some people on my bro-sis (brother/sister floors). There are about 250 people in the class, so it's rather large and, therefore, there was much chatter. All of the sudden, Daniel turns around from in front of us and says, "Do you know the song 'Under the Boardwalk?'" And he begins to start singing it...under the boardwalk, we'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk...but that's all he could remember. So, Jesse says "We'll be making some love."
"What?" Says Daniel.
"We'll be making love." Jesse says a wee bit louder, yet still inaudible in the loud room.
"What?" He said again.
Well, I wasn't going to sit around all day and listen to these two play telephone. Without thinking, I yelled "WE'LL BE MAKING LOVE!" About halfway through saying it, I realized that this wasn't going to sound good to the rest of the room. I must say, it brough about quite a bit of laughing...and many a strange looks. 
Here's where I begin my new post 
Today I gave blood...it's a longer process than I realized it would be! I ended up skipping class today because of it...so it was like an extra Saturday. How nice...and all in the name of blood! They had me answer a billion questions, mostly pertaining to my (non-existent) sex life. Not having sex before marriage just makes life easier...no need for certain shots, no need to worry about STD's, and easy filling out of forms for blood banks: just circle No to all. 
The actual process wasn't bad at all. I barely felt the needle and there was just a lot of sitting and sqeezing of a little red ball. When they took the needle out, however, that's when the fun began. The nurse walked away, of course, and I got super lightheaded. Strangely enough, I lost hearing and became really overheated. When she (finally) came back I told her and she placed two icepacks on my neck and chest...that really helped. Then I did some more sitting and then they gave me animal crackers! They were amazingly good! In fact, I saved some and am eating them now. 
I was an idiot coming back to my room, however, and took the stairs. By the time I got back to my room I just crashed on my bed and went through the whole lightheaded-no-hearing thing. What did I gain from my donation? A sticker that says: "Be nice to me. I gave blood today." And don't you forget it! |